THE ORIGIN
I am a 75th Ranger Regiment veteran who came home and found a new battlefield — the American small business. The same people working 70-hour weeks, getting outgunned by big-box stores, overcharged by predatory reps, and ignored by consultants who email PDFs and disappear.
On November 28, 2021, a motorcycle accident took everything I had built. I rebuilt from zero. In the six months that followed, I launched five live technology platforms — solo, with no VC funding, no co-founder, no safety net.
That's Alpha Tech Solutions LLC. That's The Noble Glitch.
"I'm not a consultant who sends you slides. I walk into your shop, understand your operation, and build exactly what you need. You can't afford not to call me."
Based in Tucson, AZ. Operating across every industry. Ranger standards applied to every engagement.
// Kristopher (Noble) · Alpha Tech Solutions LLC · Tucson, AZ
(805) 900-0032 · CashApp: $TheNobleGlitch
(805) 900-0032 · CashApp: $TheNobleGlitch
TEDx // Community Impact: Real Change
75th Ranger Regiment // Deployed
Tucson // Intel Operations
MISSION LOG
The Record.
Pre-2021
75th Ranger Regiment
Served as an Army Ranger. Developed the execution-first, no-excuses operational mindset that drives every engagement today.
Nov 28, 2021
The Reset
Motorcycle accident. Everything rebuilt from zero. Same standards. Different battlefield.
2024
TEDx — Community Impact: Real Change
Delivered a TEDx talk on community impact and real change. The Robin Hood of business model goes on stage.
2024–2025
Alpha Tech Solutions LLC — 5 Platforms Deployed
Built and launched tucsonstreets.com, instalist.cloud, aipetlocater.com, aiori.shop, and nobleglitch.cloud. Solo. Six months. No funding.
Now
Active — All Fronts Operational
Taking clients across all three theaters. Ground, Air, Sea. Every industry. Tucson and beyond.